Where the hell have you been?
Best response to a query or an insult is to repeat it as a question and then re-repeat it as a question/statement.
Person One: "You stink."
Person Two: "I stink? You stink!"
Simple as that
Person One: "Where the hell have you been?"
Person Two: "Where the hell have I been? Where the hell have you been?!
I have some stuff to post but I have been a bit wrapped up in other stuff lately. I will post very soon. I have not forgotten about you special people who check my stuff out. I love you all. Yes I do... Oh yes I do. Who loves you? I do. (I suggest that you re-read the last bit in the style of voice people reserve for talking to a new born in, or their precious little toy dogs named fifi or popo.)
Have a great long weekend. Party hard and always remember...
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
-The Kurgan (Highlander)